I haven’t posted in a while – it’s just been too crazy. Work, kids, sports, homework, laundry, sound familiar? There are moments when I can’t help but think what have I gotten myself into (I have four kids for effing sake). How did they all get here? And, how do I get rid of them? [...]
My oldest son is all boy. There’s no question about it. In fact Troy thinks he stripped my uterus out of all the testosterone so that when Jeff came along there was none left. He wears a “I heart BOOBIES” bracelet (it makes me cringe but hey it’s for a good cause). He has been [...]
I was 20 minutes into my 45 minute drive to work when the panic hit. Where was my phone?…. Then the realization…OMG I forgot it at home. What the hell was I going to do? Turn around? Drive 20 minutes home and then another 45 minutes to work? Spending an hour and a half to [...]
Today I realized I had a $20 Groupon that expired at a local restaurant. Since Troy and I had plans for dinner already, I decided that I would order take out for the next night. What a smarty pants I was to come up with a plan that prevented me from losing that $20.
I took my youngest to do a little Christmas shopping with me this week-end. Truthfully, he was a bit on the fence about it until I told him we could get some lunch at the all nutritious food court. His pick, of course, was the greasy chinese buffet. Yuk… gag… but he was in heaven. [...]
Last weekend it was my oldest son’s (Ben) birthday and he had a friend sleep over. The next morning my youngest son informed me he had a project due the next day at school. So, we raced to Michael’s to buy some supplies. Once I had gotten done paying for the items, I turned around [...]
“Hi, my name is Jeff and I’m a hoarder.”
This is what I envision my son saying at his Hoarder’s Anonymous meeting when he grows up.
Last night I opened his cabinet in his room and my jaw dropped to the floor. What was all this crap stuff overflowing in his cabinet? I [...]