At dinner…..
Me: Who’s going to try a mushroom for $1?
Silence…..
Me: Come on guys, who’s it going to be?
Sophie: Not me. But, if I give you a dollar will you stop asking me to try it?
Quickest money I ever made.
I was 20 minutes into my 45 minute drive to work when the panic hit. Where was my phone?…. Then the realization…OMG I forgot it at home. What the hell was I going to do? Turn around? Drive 20 minutes home and then another 45 minutes to work? Spending an hour and a half to [...]
Today I realized I had a $20 Groupon that expired at a local restaurant. Since Troy and I had plans for dinner already, I decided that I would order take out for the next night. What a smarty pants I was to come up with a plan that prevented me from losing that $20.
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I took my youngest to do a little Christmas shopping with me this week-end. Truthfully, he was a bit on the fence about it until I told him we could get some lunch at the all nutritious food court. His pick, of course, was the greasy chinese buffet. Yuk… gag… but he was in heaven. [...]
Last weekend it was my oldest son’s (Ben) birthday and he had a friend sleep over. The next morning my youngest son informed me he had a project due the next day at school. So, we raced to Michael’s to buy some supplies. Once I had gotten done paying for the items, I turned around [...]
“Hi, my name is Jeff and I’m a hoarder.”
This is what I envision my son saying at his Hoarder’s Anonymous meeting when he grows up.
Last night I opened his cabinet in his room and my jaw dropped to the floor. What was all this crap stuff overflowing in his cabinet? I [...]
This is the kind of reaction I get when I make tacos. Cracks me up every time.
I love this poem. I found it on Nanny Deprived and had to repost and share. Hope you enjoy!
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